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  • Early Feminists:

    Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

  • Men:

    YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

  • Mid-century Feminists:

    Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

  • Men:

    YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

  • Late 20th century Feminists:

    Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

  • Men:

    YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

  • Modern-day feminists:

    Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

  • Men:

    THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

  • Feminists:

    Um...

  • Men:

    THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

Someone needs to get their facts straight

  • (I am waiting on my mom to get out of her doctor’s appointment. I overhear a conversation between a 17-year-old patient and the doctor.)

  • Patient:

    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MIGHT BE PREGNANT?!”

  • Doctor:

    “Well, ma’am, you said you haven’t been having your period, and you have been having sex with your boyfriend, so it is highly possible.”

  • Patient:

    “But I’m a lesbian! I can’t GET PREGNANT!”

  • Doctor:

    “Oh? I apologize. I thought you said you had a boyfriend. Well then, we should try other tests. And I apologize to you and your girlfriend.”

  • Patient:

    “Ew, what? I do have a boyfriend! Why would I date a girl?”

  • Doctor:

    “Then you aren’t a lesbian. And you are probably pregnant.”

  • Patient:

    “I am a lesbian! My mom told my boyfriend and I that she wished I was a lesbian so I wouldn’t get pregnant. My boyfriend and I decided that I was a lesbian, so mom wouldn’t have to worry.”

  • Doctor:

    “Miss, that is not how it works, and not what she meant.”

  • Patient:

    “Screw you! I know my mom better then you do. You just lost a patient since you don’t even know lesbians can’t get pregnant!” *storms out*

DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY OR NOT

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  • A - I ♥ you.
  • B - I hate you.
  • C - I ♥ your blog.
  • D - You’re cute.
  • E - You’re friendly.
  • F - You don’t belong here.
  • G - I don’t like you.
  • H - Deactivate your tumblr.-account.
  • I - I’m your secret admirer.
  • J - I ♥ the way you express yourself.
  • K - You’re too boastful.
  • L - I miss you.
  • M - Stay humble.
  • N - You’re too popular.
  • O - You’re tumblr.-famous.
  • P - Awesome blog.
  • Q - I’m in love with you.
  • R - You annoy me.

Hey please do this I’m curious lol (shocker right? Me? Curious? Pffft lol)

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